办公室恶搞：让同事抓狂的绝妙招数

1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, "Install these".

留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner.

用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics.

在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

4. Unplug a co-worker's monitor.

拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask.

和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具

6. Turn your earphones up all the way.

把你的耳机音量调到最大，从早到晚带着耳机

7. Burn popcorn in the microwave.

用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花

8. "Forget" to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge.

“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier.

把复印机“哔”的音量放大

10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier.

清空打印机/复印机的纸

11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier.

倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉

12. Practice beat boxing

练习节奏口技

13. Sing show tunes

唱舞台音乐剧

14. Hang up the phone before they say, "good bye".

在对方说再见之前挂断电话

15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings

开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡

16. Walk around the office barefooted

光脚在办公室里四处走

17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon

星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空

18. Misplace peoples pens

把人们的笔放错地方

19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer

在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘

20. Glue their mouse to the desk

把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上